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Turd Hobbit 

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When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.
"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."
Turd Hobbit by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017
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Turd Sack

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A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom
Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.
Turd Sack by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018
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Turd Burglar

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A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)
Turd Burglar by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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Turd Furnace 

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A hot female ass.
"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"
Turd Furnace by mbailey3 November 15, 2018
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turd lewis buttt face 

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he is a turd but like add word to this shit urban dictionary.
sam:ooh its turd lewis buttt face
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Turd Bundy 

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A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.
Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!
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