Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.

That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.

by TILR16 March 17, 2022

Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake

I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.

by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022

tornado drill

when a tornado comes and everyone is gonna die

Mr.Bundles of joy:tornado drill
me:*plays its the end of the world*
Harrison:*snaps stuff*
me:Im gonna die a virgin
timmy:FUCK

by raybeez March 31, 2022

Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.

Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.

by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022

tornado dale

When it smells like shit in the bathroom

Holy fuck! It smells like a tornado dale in that bitch!

by McChickendick April 20, 2022

Tornado Valley

Noun
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Yesterday in Tornado Valley, trailers and trees were damaged by a new tornado blowing through!

by Your Bodyguard May 7, 2022

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022