tommy p

A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back

Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet

by Wingarmelon November 23, 2021

Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

Tommy chat

To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience

That sounds like tommy chat to me

by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018

Tommy trussel

Lives in krotz springs , la and fucks all his cousins at the family reunion amd drives around with daddy money and thinks his shit is better than everyone’s also known as four eyes

That dude tommy trussel is a pussy

by Ykyungsavage October 30, 2018

tommy-jo

A chick who is extra, gay and extra gay.

Tommy-Jo is playing Minecraft, wearing an AC/DC shirt, looking extra.

by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020

pull a tommy

when a white guy or really annoying dude makes a wierd yet awkward comment or does something extremely wierd. 0.0

You just had to pull a tommy!!!!!!

by Givemesome69 November 21, 2010

tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016