Tilt Some Bins

to drink many beers

Origin:
A guy in my office from Boston.

Hey brah! Let's tilt some bins and have a wicked pissah!

by Wordlearner34 June 4, 2018

Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.

I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.

by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020

Toileted

Being so tired after doing something that you cannot do anything

A: How's your day?
B: I'm toileted by that awful of a toilet clog last night

by BruhMomentSpecialist October 4, 2020

toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper

Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!

by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020

dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

Murder Toilet™

A shitty vehicle, preferably a 1998 F150 with over 225K miles, with flat black rims, badges, trim, etc, tinted windows, head lights, and tail lights. Plasti-dip serves as the basis for the flat coating.

We could take the Murder Toilet™ to the bar but I'll have to take the car seats out first.

by Littlelester January 6, 2014

douche tilt

To tilt ones head up in a photo like a douche bag.

"Wow Mike Lieberman is rocking the douche tilt pretty hard in that selfie." (Also using the word "selfie" usually means you're a douche bag.)

by Mr. Perfect1 January 11, 2014