Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012

furry toast

A combination of a belch and noise pollution from your anal cavity.

Kurt enjoyed the release of his furry toast after a breakfast of greasy fastfood.

by JacKurt March 2, 2011

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it

you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast

by allie14 August 17, 2011

toast rabbit

if you name a rabbit toast in minecraft, its skin will change.

i'm gonna make a toast rabbit

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"

last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010

Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005