Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.

Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!

by Greazy420 September 6, 2020

P1 Ticket

A giant Penis head masquerading as a person

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.

by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021

free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 4, 2019

The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.

"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.

by SauceComet August 20, 2022

Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018