penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
Get the Ear Tamponmug. A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
Get the tampon raftmug. "My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. 
by Nublife March 24, 2023
Get the Tamponmug.