Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

by anonymous December 4, 2022

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012

used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person

"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Blair the used Tampon

Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.

Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon

by CoryXZeeke August 18, 2023

snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.

Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!

by Dirty Rascal May 15, 2018

Tampon Unicorn

A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead

hey marry do you want to do the tampon unicorn with me?

by methplz May 2, 2025