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South Pole

"That backpack-wearing meth head on the BMX bicycle asked a neighbor if he was interested in the South Pole."
by Urbanophobe November 2, 2019
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Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.
by DickRollin March 5, 2020
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light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft
Danny's has a light pole dick
by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016
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Pole Koala

Kevin Rudd went all out on those pole koalas!
by TheLameDingo December 25, 2007
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vagina pole

When a chicks clit is so erect and stimulated it is like a penis.
Dude, that chick has a humongous vagina pole!
by Louis (L Unit) March 22, 2007
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scrotum pole

In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
by Viifog June 4, 2007
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The Pole Vault

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!
by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012
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