A really cute guy that loves cats. He seems pretty shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s pretty open. He thinks pretty low of himself, but is actually quite popular. He is also caring and flirty at times.
Once you have a Kit, you should never let him go.
Once you have a Kit, you should never let him go.
Guy1: OMG he is so cute!
Guy2: who are you talking about?
Guy1: Kit of course!
Guy2: oh I should’ve known.
Guy2: who are you talking about?
Guy1: Kit of course!
Guy2: oh I should’ve known.
by Just_your_dreamer January 6, 2023

Black Nigerian kid by the name of Kenny owolabi used to sell chocolate bars in st cuthberts, in his loud Nigerian accent he wud shout “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”
by Crazy offender April 29, 2020

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

the act of inserting chocolate in the anus of the partner, waiting for the chocolate to melt and then eat it as it flows outside
by hechicero07 December 27, 2018

by dlsgoal September 5, 2019

kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.
(please accept this :/ )
(please accept this :/ )
twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. he sounds kind of annoying opp.
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. he sounds kind of annoying opp.
by kitsnumberonehater September 10, 2020
