Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

ammu's kitchen

When you have fun with your friend and/or someone speacial at an awesome ammu's kitchen in your locality,making merry and saving them bucks. Bang for the buck basically. Pun Intended,maybe.
GF - Lets call in food tonight and netflix and chill.

ME - Let's just order from ammu's kitchen and Chill.

Damm that tastes so must be good it must be ammu's kitchen

by Mrnik November 26, 2021

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen

What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.

Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?

by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Malevolent Kitchen

The technique Crunchyroll gave Sukuna to rock "Makora".

Sukuna: Domain Expansion: Malevolent Kitchen
Crunchyroll Subscriber: WHAT?! Let. HIM. COOK!

by Rodorigesu November 17, 2023