Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

vagina eater

Someone who is great at eating that pussy to the point the girls will talk about your eating skills with each other.

1.: Who is he?
2.: That is that great vagina eater

by NiggyTheNi**erFa**ot October 13, 2017

Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 20, 2009

Brick Eater

what you call someone when they do something that isn't very smart

synonyms for this would also be:
rock chomper, brick chomper, brick consumer, rock eater

Person 1: What is water made of?
Person 2: You brick eater! It's water!
Person 1: oh

by dj mikey December 2, 2018

pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant

Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023