Chris

Usually a big fat guy who ass crack hangs out all the time and low key smells like shit

Damn Chris's ass crack is always hangin out and. It smells hella bad

by Bansh January 20, 2017

chris

Some fat fuck that no one likes and is broke af and gay

chris is gay

by #Chris is gay May 15, 2018

chris

A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth.
One who drinks too much with people called Gary.
Generally says Do one far too much.

Lets go drinking tonight, Chris!

by Darren Swan January 29, 2008

Chris

A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber

My name is Chris I drive a Honda Civic and I cry when people talk about my dick

by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016

Chris

Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot

Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3

by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019

Chris

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018

Chris

Most athletic person u ever seen he can jump run and is very strong. He is a star at football and basketball. The girls love him and follow him where ever he goes.

That kid Chris is a total beast.
If u get a boyfriend like Chris u need to keep him.

by Ndjhfhfhfhfhhf November 26, 2016