Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016
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pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?
by Bshshdbs December 04, 2015
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prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil
I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst
by Jay dizzle February 02, 2015
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Cactus owl

Someone who abandons you to go hang out with other people.
Rick left our party to go hang out with some guy from out of town. What a cactus owl!
by Deepnacho October 28, 2015
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cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.
I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer
by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018
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Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
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