Big Joe

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.

Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."

by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009

big mc's

Classroom jeopardy champs.

Damn, 8600 points? No one's touching the Big MC's

by Bob Hope March 2, 2005

The Big Lot

The Trader Joe's parking lot located in Redondo Beach's Riviera Village. This lot is used for the drinking of alcoholic beverages, recreational drug use, and is host to the weekly Sunday "Metal Night" on indie 103.1 FM. The Big Lot is home to Dolphin Boy, The Jesus Guy, and is frequented by many of the colorful hobos living Redondo Beach. Casuals of the Lot include college students in their early twenties.

"Hey Chris, what you doing tonight after work?"
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."

by folkthewhat April 21, 2008

the big room

outside

i will download the game cos i dont want to have to venture out into ''the big room''

by pezz82 July 11, 2011

Big and Riching

To saddle up a horse and ride into a public area as a prank/activity

Originated in Iowa

He’s Big and Riching the School for the senior prank

by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

Big Tractor

A large and or angry woman of any age. Generally 18 to 60

"Far out Shes a big Tractor."

by Theresnonamesunused July 15, 2018

big bitchy

The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.

Do you see that whale over there with the DD boobs?

Dude, that girl is a big bitchy!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011