All flirt no squirt

A person who flirts excessively yet doesn't put out.

Don't bother trying to hook up with Matt, he's all flirt no squirt.

by Seattle Kiwi April 28, 2011

jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

by pentozali July 14, 2011

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.

I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.

by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

Dominican Squirt Slap

When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.

"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais

by JoeDidlly November 2, 2011

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

A matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a person (male or female...who gives a shit) consumes it.

Or just some dickless fuckface.

1) Ugh, this regurgitated pussy squirt is really leaving an aftertaste.

2) Wow, shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005

Squirt n' burn

When youre going down on your lasy and you think she squirts in your face. In reality its piss in your eyes.

Hey Dale, Allie gave me the 'ole squirt n' burn last night.

by MetalNick July 20, 2018

TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021