Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022

influentia season

1. The months leading up to November in an election year.
2. The time starting one week before Thanksgiving and lasting til Christmas.

Influentia season has given me a headache with all the advertisements.

by Spoonjabba December 1, 2010

ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

Head season

Where boys become men. Endless ut2 miles for countless hours. Big hype for Horr

Sorry bro can't be there tonight. I gotta get those miles in for head season

by GSB_basketess July 8, 2019

award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.

Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...

by heyitscarly28 April 28, 2014

Dean Season

Referring to season where raunchy picks are sent government officials and/or teachers, lots of weed is smoked, interacting with NPCs, and saying not ___ season. Often referring to everyday July to the following June.

Dean season not Cole season.

by Erwin Fink Elmore the IV December 7, 2022