turn your bike round

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

by Ed209 February 26, 2006

Knock out a couple rounds

a term used to describe masturbating and ejaculating several times

Man fuck this I'm goin home to knock out a couple rounds

by costa papa July 24, 2006

no food for you round-eye

a saying which is a refusal to give some thing to some one, it is rude and don't say it to oriental people, they'll kill you.

"hey man can i have some yummies??"
"no food for you round-eye!"
"you suck"

by soothsayer May 17, 2004

'Jeans round the ankle' job

Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.

''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''

by allbabesarewolves August 1, 2010

merry-go-round of death

A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.

Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Once 'Round The Goldfish Bowl

A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.

Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.

by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012