ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”
by Jerry skinner June 22, 2018
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Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name
I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night
by That one guy no one likes September 03, 2015
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heavy ranch

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch
by bmikers February 23, 2022
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Cool Ranch Pudding

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.
by CowboyChance February 27, 2021
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Bunny Ranch

An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 05, 2022
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ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022
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Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
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