Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
by slymtee June 07, 2019
A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.
by DC Dawg January 19, 2012
While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
by Flaccidpatchkids November 18, 2021
The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022
A fairy well-known and apropos name for small sub-set of YT creators and their rabid, pathetic simps. They are popular for grifting, calling the cops on their apps, attempting to doxx other's chats, attacking families, and just being petty snitches. FBS, Hip-Bone Harold, and Saccio are 3 of the biggest culprits. They are also known for being triggered easily . They all have been mostly ostracized from the youtube community's that they frequent.
It appears that Chicago Mucus and Team Press Charges are up to their old shenanigans again. Team Press Charges loyalist and representative FBS called the Feds on Chicky.
by Chunky Chunko March 01, 2025