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Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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Nigger Mints

A Nigger Mint is any menthol cigarette. Usually a Kool or Newport. White Niggers usually prefer Salem's.
Hey, check out Laquisha and Latrine. They be sucking on those Nigger Mints like they suck a dick.
by hawke4me May 6, 2024
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MINT

Acronym for "Mom I'd Not Turn (down)"

A female of or just beyond child-bearing years who is mildly attractive, especially when assessed during periods of moderate inebriation.
Remember that MINT at the bar last night? She gave me an Old Fashioned in the parking lot after buying a dozen shots.
by ButFingaz July 1, 2011
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leave a mint

chocolate mints are often left on your pillow in fine hotels, "leaving a mint " is returning favor by wiping your dirty ass with the pillow case for the housekeeping.
I always leave a mint, when I spend a night at the St. Regis.
by Fun Bobby 512 September 20, 2020
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Mint

You're outfit looks mint today!
How are you?
I'm doing really well I feel mint
by Creator of the slang mint August 24, 2017
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Minting

The act of puting mints up your or someone else's butt hole.
Dude: hey babe lets try minting.
by Dumb guy 69 December 17, 2017
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poop and mint

The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.
Austin: I gotta shit.

Tommy: don't forget a mint.

Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.
by Poop and mint bros May 11, 2016
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