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The Griezman Method

"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.

This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.

Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.

It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.
In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."

Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.
by mr iceman May 25, 2023
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Spaghetti Method

Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit

4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
"My shit burning from the spaghetti method last night Daniel".
by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024
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indian air method

a method of masturbation in males wherein the guys try to jerk off without touching their dick from inside. in this method, the guys create a suction force around the dick area by fapping intensely in the air like constantly splatting the dick from outside and gain sexual stimulation. this method makes everyone think that the guys are jerking off while they are actually doing it without touching themselves.
SS: bro i wanna show girls im jerking off
SSR: yea use the indian air method
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
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Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
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Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.
"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"
by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025
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Lightsaber method

When you catfish a girl on Snapchat by making your print look bigger by shoving a toy lightsaber method
His dick looks way to big he must be using the lightsaber method
by Tyler Buchanan December 7, 2025
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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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