Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.

Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

Dick Mints

The mint that girls eat before giving a blow job so their gag reflex doesn't show

Dude 1: *Hey man did you get head from Sarah?*
Dude 2: *Yeah she used dick mints, that was crazy*
Dude 1: *she didn't gag at all?*
Dude 2: *nah man, get your girl some dick mints*

by knowitAwl July 17, 2015

Mint Chip

It is literal toothpaste! There is no if ands or buts about it! Once you try it you no longer have an appetite because it feels like your just brushed your teeth.

Dans favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chip even though it is disgustingly similar to toothpaste.

Who would think to try mint chip in being that it tastes like the thing that you use to brush your teeth with.

by Polygonalmamaboat April 30, 2024

Haviland Thin Mints

a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota

Haviland Thin Mints were briefly owned by Great American Brands (GAB), an investment group,4 who filed for bankruptcy in 1994

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

coke mints

coke mints: a way of asking for feet pics in texas

“Hey kid, can you give me some coke mints? Heh..”

by TexanMonster81830 March 18, 2023

Breath mint moment

That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.

Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....

by Prickly Balls March 9, 2021

Mint

Hardcore, Gangsta, the Shiz, what everybody is talking about.

Jerry: Did you like the new song the radio was just playing?
Mic: Yeah, that song was totally mint.

by That Wil Kid January 2, 2009