Jesse Cannon

Music producer, audio engineer, drum editing magician. Emo.

Madison. Race The Sun. Tiger Mountain. The Cure. Limp Bizkit.

by Verve June 25, 2005

Endless Jess

The definitive man. He is a genius, hilarious, eternal, he likes My Little Pony and wrestling. He is an inspiration for all of us. I sure hope the he reads this some day.

-Endless Jess is my dad!
-You wish...

by SexWithTheYoung November 15, 2017

Endless Jess

A genius writer and comedian. Known for his use of the YouTube medium to tell a compelling narrative and making some of the greatest analysis videos on the web.

Friend: Dude have you checked out that Endless Jess guy I told you about?
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!

by Woutt64 March 26, 2018

MTV Jesse

The best Nelk boy. Always doin dope shit and funny pranks.

Look at MTV Jesse, he’s chugging a couple Ronas and slamming an 8 over there. Fucking legend

by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

jess doll

a famous myspace girl who has lots of friends and lots of haters and fakes.

jess doll is beautiful.

by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.

by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011