by Giggity Giggity Guy November 3, 2017

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

by Garry Wayne March 10, 2015

An insult intended to be used to describe authority figures, or other adults that are referred to as Sir or Ma’am
by Candy October 2, 2003

When you take your wife to pound town straight from getting off work in the garage. No shower in between.
by Grizz265 February 23, 2023

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.
by Stuntcack June 27, 2014

Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then
by Bob the cool guy 🫶 June 22, 2022
