blew the goose

When you fuck something up; messed up a project.

Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over

Me: you really blew the goose

by AshTil October 11, 2020

Dublin Goosing

To pop an ice cube down the crack of a persons ass so that it slides down and melts showing through their clothes and creates the shape of a gooses neck between their legs.

I was Dublin Goosing this woman in a bar the other day just to watch her squirm

by M February 21, 2015

Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.

Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose

by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021

Goose Detective

A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.

"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."

"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"

by Cooltrainer Hugh July 13, 2012

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018

Moose Goose

A name to call a Canadian. Can be used in an insulting or friendly context

Ex 1
Noah: Ey guys how aboot that hockey game?

Nick: Shut the fuck up Moose Goose

Ex 2
Brad: Yoooo what’s up Moose Goose

Lucus: Ah nothin much, guy, just checking on the maple syrup harvest

by AdnamaFett May 19, 2021

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019