Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Backjack

When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.

I jus got Canadian Backjacked

by D-speed December 12, 2011

Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.

Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.

by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015

canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

by 404handle July 28, 2016

Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023