lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015

Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

lap fox

An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places

Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.

Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?

- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?

Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.

- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.

- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?

by hetecro April 2, 2025

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

jungle lapping

Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram

by .5 House January 24, 2019