Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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On the mint

When you're out in the club or at a party under the influence of drugs/alcohol having a mintos time
by Nic Beed May 14, 2016
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Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth
Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint
by Mja18xx January 11, 2020
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Nigger Mints

A Nigger Mint is any menthol cigarette. Usually a Kool or Newport. White Niggers usually prefer Salem's.
Hey, check out Laquisha and Latrine. They be sucking on those Nigger Mints like they suck a dick.
by hawke4me May 07, 2024
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Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"
by pandashark775 September 18, 2022
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Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.
by mollygail468 January 06, 2018
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Haviland Thin Mints

a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota
Haviland Thin Mints were briefly owned by Great American Brands (GAB), an investment group,4 who filed for bankruptcy in 1994
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
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