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Tennesseean

(n) A misspelling of the word Tennessean.
Radion: "Stoopid Tennesseean!"

Me: "Learn to spell, jackass."
by Captain Bitch Slap September 29, 2005
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deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
by dickcheney December 5, 2007
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Tennessee Kisser

During a threesome, the man puts his balls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. This results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the balls, which can't escape the mouth because of the teeth. The sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and horny it's fuckin awesome. Also makes great pictures.
Matt was so drunk and horny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a Tennessee Kisser... but I don't know if that's why he didn't show up to work today Boss.
by Korvyn July 20, 2006
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tenderoni

Pretty Young Thing, used in a funny way.
"Tenderoni You've Got To Be, Spark My Nature Sugar Fly With Me" Michael Jackson "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
by Justyna July 30, 2007
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Tanner Howe

Lead singer for Dallas band, Disco Curtis. Also Edward Cullen's twin.
omg, Tanner Howe looks so much like Edward Cullen.
by sdgdfhjsdgjs November 4, 2009
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Australian TenderCrisp

The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.
Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.
by Freaknik May 3, 2010
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Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.
Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.
by JLBIII December 9, 2010
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