Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

Whale tail

Another name for a spoiler on a Porsche 911 between 1975 and 1989.

I love the whale tail on a 75 911 Turbo.

by C_J_ January 11, 2010

tail-bone tingle

The strange sensation one experiences when looking at something completely disgusting, ex. someone with their eyes shot out and pus pouring from the wound.
When paticularly gruesome, can be called the dreaded "crotch tingle"

"Man, did you see the hole in Lia's back?"
"Yea, that really gave me a tail-bone tingle."

by Sianann November 18, 2005

proximity tail

The bevy of booty that follows a playa around and serve as potential targets for other playas who are close by.

"Dude, I'm not getting any bitches."
"Why don't you hang out with Aaron? He's a certified pimp and you're sure to get some proximity tail fo sho."

by aibo October 23, 2007

penis tail

What Weimaraners have. So called because the docked tail resembles a penis.

Look! That Weimaraner has a penis tail! Grab it and see what happens!

Also, the dog owned by the yuppie couple in "Best in Show" is a Weimaraner and sports quite a lovely penis tail.

by Karl Moen December 9, 2008

Rooster Tail

A folded dollar bill like a fan to be inserted in the crack of a stripper's ass.

After rooster tailing that spinner, she shook her tail feather down the catwalk.

by Shzae March 16, 2008

tailgates

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.

Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010