thirsty tuesday

The day of the week on which some part time workers may be able to partake in festivities reserved for the weekend, because they do not work on Wednesday.

Max : Dude, Damon, what are you doing tonight?
Damon : It's Thirsty Tuesday. You know what that means, baby.
Max : Awhhh jyeah...let's get super hammered!
Damon : ...Deal.

by Damon & Max June 22, 2008

c u next tuesday

a girls private parts

c u next tuesday u cunt

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Fat Tuesday

Friday and Saturday used to be considered the best day of the week but now Domino's Pizza is offering two single pizza toppings for just $5.99!

That's two for the price of one!

by 14012008011413070515180705 February 8, 2005

c u next tuesday

term used to describe Carlos Boozer

"Boozer is a C U Next Tuesday" - Paul Silas.

by Miller March 24, 2005

C U Next Tuesday SUCKAA

Quite like c u next tuesday
except this is for calling someone a cuntsucker

Joe "Well Guys, I'm off to work."
Monique "C U Next Tuesday Suckaa!"

by Shanee April 27, 2006

Tuesday Troll

A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.

No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.

If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.

Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"

Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"

Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."

Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."

by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011

Tuesday

When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.

Hey Cam. I had a big steak meal last night so, of course, had a massive Tuesday to get over it.

by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018