Train Slap

The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.

Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."

Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"

by met21 August 16, 2011

Basic training

A series of courses offered by the military in which the instructor has a few months to fix 18 years worth of your parents fuck ups.

Your mommy will not be there when you get to basic training.

by Chrispy1990 August 20, 2020

Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it

John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life

by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013

Infinity Train

The last good show on Cartoon Network. An animated show created by Owen Dennis. There are 4 books in the series.

Unfortunately, Cartoon Network has cancelled Infinity Train after Book 4.

by Cohenfan31 August 27, 2021

Munt Train

To jump on the munt train is to get munted.

Dave: Whats doin tonight timmy?
Timmy: Im so getting on the munt train tonight.
Dave: Gonna get munted aye?
Timmy: I'm gonna be beyond munted and past cunted i'm gonna be scunted.

by putridcunt April 3, 2010

Train Whistle

When a partner inserts their finger into another partners ass and they proceed to fart around that finger.

I put my finger in their butt and they pulled a train whistle on me!

by cfosta August 11, 2019