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Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
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Intergalactic nut

You busted an Intergalactic nut all over my titties.
by Memetimmy June 16, 2018
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cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.
"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."
by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016
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Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
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nut sock

A sock that has been ejaculated in, these socks will go stiff and hard after the ejaculation. These socks are usually used by lonely men or teenagers.
Is that a nut sock, I have one too.
by Channerrrrr July 7, 2020
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Mac Nut

A male on top of his game, A person who is a "Mack" with flawless game. Very confident and charismatic.
Damn, you saw that kid in the club? He rolled up and pulled 3 ladies with him home...that dude is a Mac Nut
a.k.a Mac Nut or Mack Nut
by 808 Rock October 14, 2011
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Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.
That mans is a bean nut.
by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020
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