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country doggie

Me and Marla like to do the country doggie at our family reunion.
by girlwithapinkrange April 2, 2017
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Backup Country

Where you go when your country becomes a failed state.
Shit man, Chancellor Palpatine just signed executive order 66. All jedi are now enemies of the state. Good thing I've got a Backup Country.
by gearhead78 March 8, 2017
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger
Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night
by Phat dino March 6, 2021
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Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
by Lahaluke November 28, 2012
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Bacon Country

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!
by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012
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Country Fine

A person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable competition, an over population of the opposite sex, or being located in a very remote and sparsely populated area.
She's Country Fine because out of the whole County there are only 5 women, and she has the most teeth! LMAOOO
by TrillGates2k6 September 7, 2013
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