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Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.
Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
mugGet the Chow En-Liemug.

Lie-f

Your life is a lie-f, stfu.
by Go Daddio TV March 5, 2021
mugGet the Lie-fmug.

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
mugGet the Wipe liemug.

lie-omitter

According to Dr. Chris Turk, surgeon in Sacred Heart hospital, it means: someone who is guilty of a lie of omission.
He calls his wife a lie-omitter.
Carla: okay, maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission.
Turk: Cause you're a lie-omitter!
by MeliorMelusine November 21, 2011
mugGet the lie-omittermug.

Cha lie

by Matt mauds December 26, 2021
mugGet the Cha liemug.

Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
by Oestegato March 24, 2022
mugGet the Lie Burritomug.

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