Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.

Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

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Thin Mint Thrusty

Snorting a rail of crushed thin mints off a chicks rack while you penetrate her vaginally or anally using mint toothpaste as Lube.

Man, I gave Stacy the thin mint thrusty last night and that shit was mint!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!

by Re-tard-ed-ness March 3, 2025

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Mint

Mint is an Amazing person with one of the nicest personality if you ever meet someone named Mint you should be giving everything you have on you immediately and I know what you are all thinking “MINT IS A NAME??” YEP AND A DAMN GOOD ONE THIS PERSON MINT U BETTER DO WHAT SHE WANTS OR ELSE no but seriously she’s like a best friend to me

Person 1:yo what’s that heavenly glow coming from across the street??

Person 2:OMG ITS MINT QUICK GET YOUR MONEY AND STUFF OUT AND GIVR IT TO HER
Person 1:OK SURE

by Bruddawth r u doing November 24, 2021

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Mint

A large sum of money

That Becky just spent a mint at Tj Maxx.

by Bfonz October 28, 2020

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Minting

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

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