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Nike Licker

A young man who is obsessed with sports, to the point where all he does is post about it. It’s his life and he’s unemployed.

He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.

ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.

Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.

He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes

usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.

his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes
this is the third day in a row he’s worn those basketball shorts. he is such a Nike Licker!
by scrot destroyer August 8, 2019
mugGet the Nike Lickermug.

deodorant licker

That man's a real deodorant licker
by Tide pod July 15, 2023
mugGet the deodorant lickermug.

wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS
Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER
by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018
mugGet the wiener Lickermug.

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.
My dad is a huge mud licker
by Mud licker April 19, 2017
mugGet the Mud Lickermug.

Lettuce licker

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023
mugGet the Lettuce lickermug.

gripper licker

a person who licks their own feet
gripper=feet
dayum that’s gross she is a gripper licker
by gingerphobic June 29, 2022
mugGet the gripper lickermug.

pussy licker

A "pussy licker" is a person that enjoys pussy licking.
person 1: You're a pussy licker!
person 2: Yes, I'm a proud pussy licker.
by macstare January 22, 2022
mugGet the pussy lickermug.

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