Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

greasy pinky

When you finger a black girls butt

Yo man I hooked up with that hoe and Got me a greasy pinky

by Garry Wayne March 10, 2015

Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

Greasy Anthony

A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.

Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.

Francois: What don't you like about him?

Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.

Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.

by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.

Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?

by Flint2O July 18, 2016