barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.

Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

Mia Barnes

mia barnes is the best person in this world, she’s amazing, hot, kind. I love her so much, she’s the best thing that has happend to me, the first time i met her I fell in love <33 she’s so amazing and i hope we stay together for a long time <3

mia barnes is my darling

by morgan <3 :) June 13, 2021

Robert Barnes

The greatest guy you will ever meet, or interact with.

That guy must be named "Robert Barnes!"

by InstallingCaffeine January 21, 2024

Horace Barnes

Definition of a very nice character / a person with no enemies.

My friend Hector is such a Horace Barnes.

by Horac December 11, 2023

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016