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Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

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A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"
Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva
by Matt December 28, 2007
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swallow

used as an exclamation to express anagreeable, pleasing, gratifying, orsatisfying feeling
Barack: Did you pick up the dry-cleaning?

Michelle: We have people to do that for us now.

Barack: Swallow!
by marcoanders March 16, 2009
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swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them
As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.
by hooker1 January 26, 2006
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Redneck Tooth Swallow

When a male cock slaps a girl her tooth gets knocked down her throat. Then the male forces her to swallow his cum as she is taking the tooth down the throat.
Man: Hey bitch Ima give you the redneck tooth swallow to finish this night up.

Woman: But I dont want....

Man: shut up woman
by grizzyman07 February 18, 2009
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swallog

Brendan wants to swallog me.
by Mark March 11, 2003
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swolling

is hand was swolling as it swelled swollenly
by Melindaayzing May 14, 2011
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swallow ice

Tina likes to swallow ice for Christmas. Her dad is unaware of where to buy it.
by Ice Dispensor February 15, 2014
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