joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean
"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"
by Dino boy 1 April 02, 2017
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esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say
hi its chris and i hate esme swift
by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023
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swift denial

Hasty denial of one's actions or words that can cause a surprise or disbelief.
The swift denial of a law enforcement officer on information about a city mayor being involved in drugs has raised the eyebrows of some police and government officials.
by UpiCha December 17, 2016
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Mampi swifts

Tits, boobs and all manner of breasts on show. See also Swiftigans Mamps Swifts
Wow those are some serious Mampi Swifts right there.

She had some prime Mampi Swifts strapped to her chest.
by Whohugh June 07, 2018
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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Taylor Swift fatigue

Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.
After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.
by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024
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Swift Nation

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.
Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?
by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018
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