Swedish Mile

The walk home late at night when you are drunk.

I got kicked outta the party last night - totally had to walk the swedish mile

by Griddlebone February 23, 2011

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

Swedish Smore

When you eat a smore out of a girls pussy

Jack had a swedish smore.

by Vinny Costa July 23, 2007

Swedish pop-tart

by roberts terms, sex with a spatula....lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.

Damn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
hells YEA!!

by kelseyyyyy katttt December 9, 2008

swedish corn muffin

the result of an italian bakery.

she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.

by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009

swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.

"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus

by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014

Swedish pimple

Wiping your ass on your partners face after taking a dump either on them or somewhere else.

He gave me a swedish pimple.

by Van Proctor June 7, 2005