sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

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Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

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Sweaty Fish

Someone who sweats so much, it would be visible under water.

Or

Someone who can not be bothered to join in a type of activity.

Look at your onion rings? Your such a sweaty fish!

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Ashlea, get out of bed you sweaty fish, and come out!

by Marlow August 11, 2007

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sweaty brim

When you sit on someones face so they can lick your ass, your sweaty balls lay on their forehead, creating a "sweaty brim"

Last night was so hot, look at this sweaty brim... no smell it!

by JakeYourBooty October 23, 2007

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note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

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