Support

A tool that should die for control wards, cs, and adcs in particular. They should never retort or tilt for they have no soul. If they ever talk they aren't a support. They should roam, protect people, invade, share, die, engage, tank, etc.

Supports are tools.

by midlaneissuperior June 27, 2021

Jean Support

when a girl seems to have the perfect, round, nice butt, though it may just be from her pants

Mat: she has a nice ass, id definitely grasp that
Me: heck yeah, it's definitely big but the shape may just be from jean support
Mat: true that

by Sir Skates A. Lot February 28, 2011

Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

by a-mustache May 8, 2025

Academic Support

1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"

Person 1: Yo, bro, wha'chu got next period?
Person 2: Academic Support.

by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018

concrete bridge support

Meaning 'Thick' (because concrete bridge supports are thick....)

Steve Clipperton still thinks that Brexit is a good idea, thus 90% of the UK public think Steve Clipperton is a concrete bridge support.

by DarkSparkz June 21, 2022

hydroponics support

A hydroponics support system is any support system that holds up a hydroponic unit.

When a hydroponics system needs a support, the hydroponics support holds it in place. It can be one level, or stacked on top of each other.

by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013

Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.

"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"

by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019