stump

(v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.

Harry and I are gonna go stump on Friday. Wanna come?

by Doobie Dave May 31, 2005

mushroom headed piss stump

Another term for a penis

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

by Ben daiho May 25, 2008

stumpy

a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one

your left boob looks like a stumpy!

by yo momms February 10, 2010

Stacey Stump

Current girlfriend of Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy

That girl THINKS she's the next Stacey Stump, but she's sadly mistaken.

by Missy Misery April 11, 2008

Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

Shumpa

Another name for idiots who’s named start with a and k, meaning white terrorist

Mom: what do you want to be when your older
Random idiot child: I wanna be a shumpa

by TardReedIdot September 6, 2019

Stumped

Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping

"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.

by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019