Strapped It

When your with the Rumble Pack crew and get permission to ride scoots on the track. Resulting in a broken Tibia for sending the beans.

"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. Now his legs broke"
"Yeahhh, he strapped it"

by Strappedit April 3, 2024

World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.

Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"

by ModernCreek April 4, 2024

stay strapped

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse

Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped”

by Niggem May 10, 2024

Wrist Strap

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.

Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Strapped It

When you full send a stunt and end up with a broken Tibia and crutches. Probably involves a custom scooter that excels fast speeds close to 25mph.

Why? Cause Fuck it, That's why.
#Midpond2024

"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. That boi is Strapped it!" 😂

by Strappedit March 30, 2024

Dirty strap

A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.

It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.

A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.

G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”

by XIV Soldier July 9, 2022

Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs

Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap

by Asmryoass June 14, 2022