The Negro Stone

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.

Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"

by Negronian June 5, 2018

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

stone soup

This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.

"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"

"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."

by rainbownights April 15, 2010

stone washing

it is when a a woman and two men come together in an act of love, and they double penetrate her. they fuck her until they cum, and until she cums, and then they rub their nuts together.

last night, crystal stone washed with rudy and bob.

by driftwood July 26, 2005

Stone-washing

The act of 'washing' denim wish bleach to make it a lighter shade and give a 'used' look to it.

It's fun because of the fumes.

Sophia: haa.. I am stone-washing my shorts. *giggle*

damon: ermm... maybe you should open a window.

by Bobalicos111 July 28, 2010

stone grab

Grabing someones nuts. Works best when they victim isn't expecting it. You also have to make sure to say 'stone grab' when performing the act.

Greg looked way too comfortable on the couch so I stone grabed the shit out of him.

by Bohon November 8, 2005