stoner bro 

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you

Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight

stoner bro by Scotty420 May 21, 2014

Stoner Mile 

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

Stoner Mile by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015

stoner nap 

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

stoner nap by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016

Stoner Diet 

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.

She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet

Stoner Diet by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016

Stoner the loner 

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends

I got the weed from stoner the loner

Stoner the loner by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016

Stoner Penguin 

Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.

...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...

Stoner Penguin by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018

stoner's dozen 

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

stoner's dozen by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019