staller

Someone who takes an inordinate amount of time inside a bathroom stall. It is unclear if they are reading, sleeping, or using it for its intended purpose. Especially annoying during the busiest times, aka "flush hour".

My coffee kicked in so I went into the mens room ... not only was it flush hour, but there was a staller...I didn't think I was going to make it dude!

by pauldonyc November 20, 2010

Penis Stealer

A sorcerer, typically African that is purported to steal, or rapidly shrink the genitals of a victim, typically male. Different stories of Penis- Theft hysteria have been seen in different areas of the world. In Senegal, for example, cannibal witches or impotence spells cast by sorcerers can be used in a penis theft. This is believed to be an epidemic, with 20 witches accused of penis stealing being lynched in Nigeria in 2001, and 12 in Ghana in 2002. As recently as 2008 a mass- hysteria of taxi drivers in Congo wearing gold rings believed to be penis stealers.

That man is a penis stealer.

by IcanSEEyou 69 November 23, 2019

Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005

steele

an act of ditching friends for a whore with a penis and becoming a chick on a 50 year period with sand shoved up his vagina and saying he is very busy when he is too busy trying to please his whore by sucking her cock and playing ME2 and becomes a bitch on a leash which in fact does not extend

garrett steele his friends for his girlfriend

by terranfear August 6, 2011

Shelley's boyfriend

his name is frank and he loves getting bumed by everything

oooooo shelley u have such a small willy

by sharratt October 5, 2003

Shelled

A turtles shell being stolen or taken.

My turtle recently got shelled. His shell has been gone for almost a week now.

by YUNGTC September 16, 2017

Shelley

This is that whore ass asian in your group that is rude for no reason. She’s friends with many people but as soon as you try to be nice she ignores your ass. She’s also one of the biggest followers in the group if not the biggest

You:Yo shelley I hope you had a good day

Shelley:

by BigSex69 February 25, 2020