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Art of the Steal

The slow and steady amassing of wealth, done in an unscrupulous manner.
He used all of the white collar cons, such as bribes, bluffs, well-timed and profitable bankruptcies, inciting violence while posing as a protector of all-American principles, even ascension to the office of the US President, knowing that this last example is likely the most lucrative demonstration of the Art of the Steal.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2017
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stealing chromies

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009
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Will.i.steal

Will.i.am from Black Eyed Peas

Steals the musical works of producers from a completely different scene (it's assumed because there is less chance of his fans finding out, and if they do they will still prefer his bullshit version because they are not capable yet of feeling the force that exists in music written from the heart) and markets it as his own work.
Trance fam. member:
Dude...that's Rebound! WTF! I can't believe Will.i.am stole Mat Zo & Arty's track. More like Will.i.steal.

Will.i.am fan:
It's not his fault...he suffers from an inability to differentiate "sampling" from "stealing"...plus the original sucks; there's no vocals and it's too long!

Trance fam. member: He should have at least stole Mozart instead...fuck you and your emotionless taste in pop culture's mockery of art.
by UnderYourMind November 16, 2013
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Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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Steelering

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."
by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014
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pen stealing

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013
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Wheel Steal

To replace another as a third wheel. Usually done against the will of the original third wheeler. The logical extension of the cock block to third wheeling.
I was going to go with Ryan and Molly to the movies but they went with Josh instead. I can't believe Josh would wheel steal me like that.
by dontrush July 15, 2011
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